Let's Play: Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke! Part 2: May shows the Way.

Hello again, members of Nightmare.

I have come with Part 2 of my Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke LP. So, i am going to change the format of my LPs meaning i will do some kind of pre-activity. :3 You will see as it is coming up in the next 2 lines. o:

Who's that pokemon? (Hoenn Edition)




Ok, so continuing from last time, i am on route 101.




Thank you, O Smart One! I never could have imagined that!



OMG! It's a little wurmple! I would catch it and get a pwetty beautifly, but i sadly don't have any pokeballs.



So it has to die. By the way, this was a 3 HKO, i was like WTF!!!



But according to the law of Nature, everything has to come to an end.



Ok, onwards to Oldale!



Ok, seriously, that was only five steps away. Well, works for me!




Ok so the nurse Joy of Hoenn is going to heal my torchic, which is good for the upcoming surprise.



Good for you! I bet you are happy on that $20 bucks a month salary.



Why have you brought me here? .___.



Yes, thanks for the potion! I take back what i said before.(:





So we can't go to route 102, because this stupid scientist has to trace some stupid footprints. I wonder if it's of a slaking? Because slaking is like a huge bigfoot resting on his fat ass.



So i look around Oldale town and i find this banner. It is so accurate, because that town is as small as Ash's dick.



There is no other place to go than route 103. See, this is what the game designers do. Purposely make you complete the story line by giving you one option most of the time. Y U NO LET US EXPLORE?D:




Oh my god, it's the RACOON again! Well, i guess i just have to scratch you to death!!



SEE!!!! THIS IS WHY I HATE RACCOONS! THEY FRICKING GET HAXES (CRIT)!



>_> Do i need to say anything? >_>



So now i have to run from a raccoon (I don't want to use my potion yet). I bet he thinks is all bad-ass. >_>



Back to the Pokemon Center. >_><_<



O Lookie Here! Dat's May!



Saving, because i think you know what's coming up.





Here we go!



STFU, stop being overconfident beetch. And anyway, let's get started. I tell ya, girls have big mouths.



Ok, lessago!



I herd u leik mudkipz?



Scratch FTW!



FUUUUUU Crittt! So now i have to go to my backpack.



And heal IKickAss!



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

ANOTHER FUCKING CRIT RIGHT WHEN I HEAL MYSELF!!!!



So i finally defeat it! And go from lv. 5 to lv. 7!!!




Torchic learns Focus Energy (okayyy.....), and i get MONEH!!!! Dontcha wish your girlfriend was as rich as me! Dontcha! *insert upbeat tune*



Obviously, because i am better than you at anything! ('cept for y'know! )



Quickly, Google, into my vagina! I'll protect you and take you home safely!!! grahahahhahhahafsdfadskfszfsd. GOGOGO!



Wow, news goes about fast. ^_^




I guess i have no other option. I HAVE To help you! >_>



Now i can finally catch me some pokemons! W00t W00t W00t.




What Happened?????!?!?!? *runs around in circles while panicking* Oh....it's that. Yes, i did, mommy. >_>



ADORABLE? ADORABLE!!!?!??!?!? IT WILL KICKYOASS MISSY!



This day just keeps getting better and better! Now i can run faster when panicking!



I knowwwwwwwwwwwww.



That's it guys! Until next time!


So if you guys haven't guessed it already....the pokemon is, none other than....:



MUDKIP!!!!

And also, the random picture of this LP is:



Kung Fu Master: The Sparrow.

/bows down in respect

As always, please comment and tell me your opinions!

Anubis.

Niiiice. That would have SUCKED if you whited out and had to restart on the first rival battle.

Anyway, good job. The length was much nicer, and you're learning to stop at important points. Can't wait for the next part.

Leo wrote:The length was longer but I still feel like you need to cut out some pointless stuff ._. Your going to be going to the pokecenter alot in your playthrough

True. I will consider that.

Thanks for another advice!

Anubis

its soo long, Im doing this one on my computer

lol All LPs are long! haha. Take Buck's LG LP for example.

Yeah but then there funner than doing it the usual way

Well....thanks, Jamie....way to be a douche. :L

Wtf. I only said nuzlocks are funner than doing it the usual way