Let's Play: Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke! Part 1 DIE RACCOON!

Hello guys, i have decided to make my own nuzlocke LP, so here it is! I hope you guys enjoy. This is my first LP by the way. :3

And also, i would like to dedicate this to Buckthefuffalo, who motivated me to make my own LP Nuzlocke. :3 So this first one is for you, Buck!


Hello people of nightmare forums! This is Anubis with his first LP! :3

So shall we begin?

So any of you who don't know what is the main pokemon of Emerald. Hopefully this title screen, should solve your problems.



So anyway, now that you are informed with the information, hopefully. -cough- Rayquaza -cough-
Ugh, where's that Ricola?

Anyhoo, as soon as we exit the title screen and click new game (SOP), we are greeted by dear old Professor Birch!




Or as i like to call him.. -cough- Professor Bitchhhhh -cough- DAMN IT WHERE'S THAT RICOLA!?!?! >_>

Actually he's a real nice guy, he gives me a pokemon for Pete's sake!



Ok why does he want to know my gender? o___O pedoooooo.not.

He's just a professor! He's analyzing my statistics. lol.



Google. So original right? ^-^ Lol at the person i challenge. You have been challenged by Google!
Opponent: o_____O wait what? I can't battle against a Multi-billionaire companyyyy. or can i? o_O
Nope i can't. :L



Guess he wasn't a professor at all! He was a pedo who has now entrapped me in his truck!!!!
Ahhhh, curse my gullibility!

Wait no the door opens! Whew. I have escaped to Littleroot.

Anyhoo, we are greeted by my darling mom.(: She introduces me to the brawny vigoroths moving are furniture about. Lol. Then i go to my room, to set up my clock, how natural! Which mom doesn't send you right away to set your clock when you first move to a new town??



Anyhoo, i set it without further ado.



My dad was on tv! Wait what does my dad do??? o_O I will just have to find outtttt in Petalburgh city, the city with the gayest name possible! No wait, i think cherrygrove is the most gay name...



So i try to set out on my journey for petalburgh city, butttt this little girl stops me! What is wrong with today's generation! Little kids empowering Older kids! Before you know it, the whole city will be a Build-A-Bear Workshop! Civilization is coming to an end because of little kidssss!!! AHHHH....

-clears throat- sorry, for the panicking there. Let's move on, shall we? Let's shall! lol.



So without further delay, i just go into my neighbor's house unannounced where a mom greets me with quite a cheerful attitude. Anyway, i ignore that and go on upstairs and find a pokeball!

Yessss pokeball is mineee!



Why you gotta come in the middle of me trying to steal your pokeballlllll unhhhhhhhhh!!!!????
Anyway, wassup sexy. :3 I am your secret admirer. lulz. Moving on....



So you are May? Like the month? How original! (sarcasm) Heck, what am i talking about, my name is not original either. o:



So after that encounter, i head over back to the girl, who now is scared that something is going on over at route 101 (phew, they are not gonna take over after all. :3), so i go and see wassa going on.



Somebody's in danger!!!!! /nonchalantly goes over and sees whats going on.



The professor is getting chased by a wittle racoon? O_o Hmm, he isn't that macho is he?



Torchic/Combusken/BLAZIKEN is awesome!!!! (unless proven otherwise which has a chance of .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. :3) And for the record, i am only saving the professor cuz i wanna battle with Torchic, and no other reason. >_> or is there? prolly not. But you guess! lol.



Die Raccoon! Die Raccoon! *performs a tribal dance for the death of the raccoon*



Why you nooo dieeeee!!!? And stop growling, piece of shit. :3
Anyway, after one turn he dies, so yay!



Naturally. :3



NATURALLY!



YESSSSSSS. Torchic. <3 <3 <3



Don't look at me like that! You know he does. >_>



Your Hawtttt daughter! Psshhhhh, yea! Where she be!??



Ok, so this is the last picture of this part. Meet you next time! (btw, this town was called Littleroot, for people who didn't know!)


Ok, that's it! I know this wasn't as funny as Buck's but i tried! Comment and tell me your opinions please!

:3

Buck's was funny?

Leo wrote:Your hawt daughter lol, you should make your LP's longer and cut out the pointless stuff like the Clock.

Thanks for the advice! I'll try that next time!

Anubis

Zai wrote:Buck's was funny?

Harsh, bro.

Anyway, not too shabby for your first go, Anubis. However, I would advise making it a liiiiittle bit longer. I'd also make sure to go through the post after you've made it (preview is your best friend) to check for any grammatical errors or issues with the images. Also, try not to use "lol" in the LP. Just as a comedian tries not to laugh at his own jokes, not using "lol" and the like can make your jokes come off funnier.

So that's all the advice I've got for now. Looking forward to more parts! Thanks for dedicating this part to me by the way. That's really nice, and I'm honored that my work inspired you.

Leo wrote:cut out the pointless stuff like the Clock.

I think he included the clock to make the joke about the abnormality of the player's mom asking him/her to set the clock right when they get inside. Sometimes I include less important parts of the game in my LP if I feel I can make a good joke off them. You don't want to fill it with too much fluff though.

I'm not sure about that, I loved this nuzlocke run . the commentary was awesome, and though you don't have to at all, you could do what buck does and add random little pictures in as well. I thought that it was really funny

buckthefuffalo wrote:
Anyway, not too shabby for your first go, Anubis. However, I would advise making it a liiiiittle bit longer. I'd also make sure to go through the post after you've made it (preview is your best friend) to check for any grammatical errors or issues with the images. Also, try not to use "lol" in the LP. Just as a comedian tries not to laugh at his own jokes, not using "lol" and the like can make your jokes come off funnier.

So that's all the advice I've got for now. Looking forward to more parts! Thanks for dedicating this part to me by the way. That's really nice, and I'm honored that my work inspired you.

Thanks, Buck for the advice! I will try to make it longer. Also as a point noted, some of the grammatical mistakes were on purpose. :3 And i will take away the lols.

Thanks Again!

EpicNinjaBear wrote:
I'm not sure about that, I loved this nuzlocke run . the commentary was awesome, and though you don't have to at all, you could do what buck does and add random little pictures in as well. I thought that it was really funny.

Thanks, Epic. I will make it better in the LPs to come. :3 And also, i think the little pictures should be Buck's thing. I am good with all this. If i need to, i will put few pictures here and there, but for the main part, it's Buck's thing because he rocks with those little pictures. I don't think i can make a reference to any like those of Buck's. Haha. But thanks for the advice!

Anubis

Pretty good ^.^ I need some of that ricola too... give me some too when you find some lol *is sick and coughing like crazy*


IF YOUR TORCHIC/COMBUSKEN/BLAZIKEN DIES... I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. WITH A VERY DULL SPOON. VERY SLOWLY.

griffin★ wrote:Pretty good ^.^ I need some of that ricola too... give me some too when you find some lol *is sick and coughing like crazy*


IF YOUR TORCHIC/COMBUSKEN/BLAZIKEN DIES... I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. WITH A VERY DULL SPOON. VERY SLOWLY.

*hands Griffin the Ricola* :3

And Lol. I'll make sure i don't! But yea, that's kind of disturbing. o___O

And thanks for the compliment.

Anubis.