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Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
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Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Qualna Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:52 pm
We were bored over MSN and decided to have a rap battle. Verses in cyan are mine, purple is Korasi.
I'm Metal Motherfucking Grave, you're just a Harry Potter. It's no wonder your parents raised you as their daughter.
Yo, Qualna, my Asian derpin' brotha. Not my fault you got an o'erprotective mother.
My mudda ain't o'eprotectice, just crazy. And when it comes to makin' rhymes, you just damn lazy. I stand out to be outstanding, I'm the real winner. Let me take this home dawg, you'll be home for dinner.
Put a sock in it, dweeb. You can't step to me. When I go into public, they call me Homie G. I got a better reputation; people call me nice. So why don't you just go home and eat your god damn rice?
I don't see why not, son, you just a doormat. I command the ultimate respect, I'm the top tomcat. You wanna dis on my rep, well I'll tell you what. 'Least I ain't gotta resort to Asian jokes like a white trash cracka mutt. I'll eat my rice when this is all done. You think you're bad, holmes? Nigga, I've just begun.
Word, I've got a couple fo' you. In my honest opinion, you just some random foo'! I got a bigger coccus, it just comes naturally. When you start rappin' in the big leagues, people do things FACTUALLY.
Ain't nobody know you, the nerdlinger. I've got more manliness and skill in my little pinky finger. A coccus is a tailbone, not a cock. Don't be preachin' your so-called facts, if you don't know how to talk. When it comes to comparing endowment to computers, I'm packing hard drives like a fuckin' alienware, anywhere, all up in the dragon's lair. I'm more beast than the zoo. You? You're like a TI-82.
Nigga, I gotchu on the ropes. The way you playin' tempos, you be lookin' like a dope. I got all the bitches lustin' for me, you're cooped up in your room. When I bust my rhymes, it comes the time, your little words go boom.
At the end verse, the turns become reversed.
Bitch, you be fuckin' crazy. You could be working on your rhymes, but you call ME flippin' lazy. You wanna talk computers? I run that fuckin' business! When I run Microsoft and Apple, you'll be paying me visits! You got nothing on me, I'm a straight up pro. I been busting rhymes like these for longer than you know! I got women in my room, that's enough said. But don't let rhyming with me get inside your head!
You be getting women as much as Ashton Kutcher's IQ. I'm about to end this battle, before you can even say, "Who?" You're trippin', your flippin', you don't get any girls, so why you gotta be lippin'? You wanna talk about sex and say you've been bustin' rhymes longer than I know? You look enough like Bieber, so go ahead and say, "Baby, baby, oh." Microsoft and Apple ain't the same biz, no way you can run both. If you were the president of the USA, there's no way you could take the oath. At the end of the day you're all talk. You don't bang girls, you just gawk. I'll school you anytime, and anywhere you wanna go, from Pokemon, LoL, all the way to Yu-Gi-Oh. Before I drop the mic I'll leave you with Confucious just for what. Man who has penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
Who won? You decide. Be sure to comment and post your rap battles here as well.
I'm Metal Motherfucking Grave, you're just a Harry Potter. It's no wonder your parents raised you as their daughter.
Yo, Qualna, my Asian derpin' brotha. Not my fault you got an o'erprotective mother.
My mudda ain't o'eprotectice, just crazy. And when it comes to makin' rhymes, you just damn lazy. I stand out to be outstanding, I'm the real winner. Let me take this home dawg, you'll be home for dinner.
Put a sock in it, dweeb. You can't step to me. When I go into public, they call me Homie G. I got a better reputation; people call me nice. So why don't you just go home and eat your god damn rice?
I don't see why not, son, you just a doormat. I command the ultimate respect, I'm the top tomcat. You wanna dis on my rep, well I'll tell you what. 'Least I ain't gotta resort to Asian jokes like a white trash cracka mutt. I'll eat my rice when this is all done. You think you're bad, holmes? Nigga, I've just begun.
Word, I've got a couple fo' you. In my honest opinion, you just some random foo'! I got a bigger coccus, it just comes naturally. When you start rappin' in the big leagues, people do things FACTUALLY.
Ain't nobody know you, the nerdlinger. I've got more manliness and skill in my little pinky finger. A coccus is a tailbone, not a cock. Don't be preachin' your so-called facts, if you don't know how to talk. When it comes to comparing endowment to computers, I'm packing hard drives like a fuckin' alienware, anywhere, all up in the dragon's lair. I'm more beast than the zoo. You? You're like a TI-82.
Nigga, I gotchu on the ropes. The way you playin' tempos, you be lookin' like a dope. I got all the bitches lustin' for me, you're cooped up in your room. When I bust my rhymes, it comes the time, your little words go boom.
At the end verse, the turns become reversed.
Bitch, you be fuckin' crazy. You could be working on your rhymes, but you call ME flippin' lazy. You wanna talk computers? I run that fuckin' business! When I run Microsoft and Apple, you'll be paying me visits! You got nothing on me, I'm a straight up pro. I been busting rhymes like these for longer than you know! I got women in my room, that's enough said. But don't let rhyming with me get inside your head!
You be getting women as much as Ashton Kutcher's IQ. I'm about to end this battle, before you can even say, "Who?" You're trippin', your flippin', you don't get any girls, so why you gotta be lippin'? You wanna talk about sex and say you've been bustin' rhymes longer than I know? You look enough like Bieber, so go ahead and say, "Baby, baby, oh." Microsoft and Apple ain't the same biz, no way you can run both. If you were the president of the USA, there's no way you could take the oath. At the end of the day you're all talk. You don't bang girls, you just gawk. I'll school you anytime, and anywhere you wanna go, from Pokemon, LoL, all the way to Yu-Gi-Oh. Before I drop the mic I'll leave you with Confucious just for what. Man who has penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
Who won? You decide. Be sure to comment and post your rap battles here as well.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Danye West Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:57 pm
This was so epic. And I believe Qualna to be the winner. c:
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Luck Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:04 pm
Both did EPICLY but Qualna had much funnier Verses and rhymes so I have to say that I believe Qualna won! Good job bro >:3
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Evan Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:04 pm
Qualna fucked some shit up.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Guest Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:28 am
Kora won 
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Zai Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:27 pm
Qualna won hands down
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by ChronoDuck Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:03 pm
Qualna, Home dog, you have gots them mad skillz. Dog. There are more skillz comming froms your asian invasion than the korsai....
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Qualna Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:42 pm
Word.ChronoDuck wrote:Qualna, Home dog, you have gots them mad skillz. Dog. There are more skillz comming froms your asian invasion than the korsai....
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Lynjabear Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:20 pm
oh my goodness...
nice improv
Qualna won.
nice improv
Qualna won.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by buckthefuffalo Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:09 pm
Daaayum, nigga, you got some skillz! You were the boss, and even though Korasi dun' good, he was just there for thrillz.
Buck out, bitches.
Buck out, bitches.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Slash Beast ∞ Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:49 am
I'd murder both of y'all.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by AbsoulAwaken Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:12 am
Best rap battle ever. Qualina, you murdered him. Awesome.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by Aaron Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:43 am
I have to necro this. Because I smile when I read it. And all of my rhymes were in ebonics. That's so cute.
Nonetheless, I believe Qualna won content, but I won in tempo.
Overall, Qualna took the cake.
We need more shit like this.
Nonetheless, I believe Qualna won content, but I won in tempo.
Overall, Qualna took the cake.
We need more shit like this.
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Re: Epic Rap Battles of the Internet: Qualna Versus Korasi
by L Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:11 am
Pretty funny to read.
I think Qualna won, but Korasi I think you could have easily won simply by countering him calling himself a tomcat with one of your animal fucking jokes. d:
I think Qualna won, but Korasi I think you could have easily won simply by countering him calling himself a tomcat with one of your animal fucking jokes. d:
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