The Missing Constellation

Then you should have asked that in the first place, rather than acting stupid and making half-baked vague illusions to actually returning to the game.

I asked about the secret bosses, I want to know about the secret bosses. All three times i have 'changed my story' I have still been asking about secret bosses. FUCK MAN SOMEONE JUST TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!

In all three of those you can see I was asking about the secret bosses. I want to know about them. And I figured you all wouldn't tell me anything if I didn't change the wording because you are dicks and thought I was asking about Vahn being dead. That actually was in my head when I asked it, but I just want to know about the secret bosses. IF I CANT FIGHT THEM I SHOULD AT LEAST KNOW WHAT KILLED VAHN. T_T

hmmmm.

lets take a look at the evidence here.

laboratory from your ancestor's rival. abandoned, all instruments in the lab left.

cult moves in, and attempts to create psuedo-god.

You don't need to ask, just think for 30 seconds.

Well the only reason I even wanna be revived now is to fight that thing, but I'm interested in the other secret bosses right now. That thing/Qualnas imagination is creepy....

There's a discussion topic for Christ sake, just shut up and post there. Wasted a whole fucking two pages just talking about something that's been already addressed to death. Heh... to death.

Riley:

~Riley: Basic attack~
You blast a napalm shell at nine meters. The grunt manages to barely survives the impact explosion for a short amount of time until he slowly dies from the severe burns. The remaining two grunts are stunned by the brutality while Hazel walks up to the corpse and lights a cigarette with the fire.

"I dunno. Just thought we could hang out for a bit."

The eastern grunt begins to charge in your direction while the one to the west begins to back away. Meanwhile, Kal calls you.

Hazel
Health: ********************
♏: <////////////////////>
Mainhand: Acantha (Tomahawk Axe)
Sidearms: Alaric (Tomahawk Axe)
Special: Epitome (Electric Guitar)

Masked Grunt B - Distance: 15m East
Health: ******************
Weapon: Steel Bat

Masked Grunt C - Distance: 35m West
Health: ******************
Weapon: Steel Bat

>Weapon Ability
>Move
>Wait
>Item

Kal:

While you wait for Riley to pick up you stop by a peculiar trader.
"Hey kid, you looking for somethin' in particular? I might just have it."

Oh that's just mean.

Reload.

Riley:

The westernmost grunt runs away while Hazel chases after, the eastern grunt runs up to you and smacks you across the face with the steel bat.

"Yeah! How do you like that? Huh? HUH?!"

You spit out the blood in your mouth and look at him angrily while reloading your shotgun.

Masked Grunt B - Distance: 1m East
Health: ******************
Weapon: Steel Bat

>
Kal:

"Here's what I got."

~Place of Prices~

-"Port Siege" (Painting) 300§
-"Soldier of Eldritch" (Painting) 10,000§
-Shattered Dreamcatcher (Lore Object) 1,000§ "This seems so familiar to me... I don't know why." ~Vivian Moreno
-Skill Manual: Sweep (Lance Skill) 300§ "Lances? Leave it to Kal to pick the most phallic symbol for a weapon. ~Hazel Delphina
-Garnet (Gemstone) 200§ "God dammit, Korasi, buy me my fucking gemstone." ~Evan
-Ancient Treasure Map (A fucking treasure map, what else.) 1,500§ "Whose got two thumbs and likes going to places he shouldn't be going without being prepared? This guy." ~Vahn Thorley
-Steel Bullion (Crafting Material) 250§ "April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." ~American sports legend, Charles Barkley

>

Disembowel.

Whose got two thumbs and likes going to places he shouldn't be going without being prepared? This guy." ~Vahn Thorley



Oh fuck you.

Riley:

You obliterate the remaining grunt with your remaining napalm shells and the explosion blows a giant hole through the building. Take that society.

Loot:

-200§
-Ship in Rivana (Painting)


Evan has earned the following achievements:

"Napoleon Complex" (Win an outnumbered battle): +2 Maximum Health
"I Don't Give A Shit What Smokey The Bear Says" (Show blatant disregard to the environment with explosive weaponry): Added innate ability "Scorcher"

You catch up with Hazel who has the runaway grunt cornered.
"Heh heh heh... Right where I want you."
The grunt looks over to you and pleads for mercy.
"K-kind sir... please save me from her. I'll do anything! Just let me live!"
"So what should we do with this one, Corona? If you don't have any use for him, I could use a good practice dummy for my axes."

>
Kal:
"Thanks for your business. Now get out."
You purchase the skill manual and learn a brand new lance skill. For some reason you can feel Hazel's mocking laugh in the dark corners of your mind.

>

*nod at Hazel in approval*

I'll call her off if you tell me who told you to try and pull this shit.

Fuck Hazel.

Look for a place to rest. See if I can find anything out about the pirates.

Riley:

"Look, I'm just following orders from that masked person with the kendo gear! I don't know anything else, I swear!"

Hazel rolls her eyes and turns to you. "I'm getting bored of this. Can I sever his head off already?"
"N-no! I held up my end of the deal! Let me go!"

>

Kal:

You are unable to fuck Hazel due to lack of met affection conditions and proximity requirements. You are unfruitful in that endeavor.

You sit down in the shade to rest, however it's impossible to find information when you're in one place doing nothing.

>

Alright man, you're free to go. If you serve under me, with your life, no less. If not, you are under Hazel's jurisdiction. Do I make myself clear?

Riley:

"Alright, whatever you say."
"Ugh... you're no fun, Corona.
...What now?"

>

Kal:

You get up and ask the locals any information on the raiding pirates, one of them seems to know quite a bit about them.
"The pirates? Yeah, they're a lot of rivaling pirate groups out there. The one that attacked us were lead by a man with shades and a top hat. I saw a man in white chasing after them on their way out."

>

Hm. Why not raid the rooms? See if anyone else would be interested in being your dummy.