Make a wish

I saw this game on another forum, and thought it was pretty neato.

Here's the gist of this whole situation. You make a wish, and then the next poster grants it. However, things don't go according to plan... Here's an example.

Guy: I wish for world peace.
Gal: Wish granted... but it uses up all the water in the world, so now everyone dies of thirst.

Get it? Then, the chain carries on. So...

I wish for Pokemon to be real.

They eat you.

I wish for world peace.

Wish granted... but it uses up all the water in the world, so now everyone dies of thirst.

I wish for your mother.

My mother is fat and weighs 100 pounds more than you.

I wish for religion and politics to be removed from the face of the Earth.

Wish granted but you turn religious.

I wish people would stop being rude and mean.

The world becomes a boring place and you end up fighting with random people out of boredom.

I wish for a Venus Flytrap.(Funny thing, I already have one :3).

Wish granted but it bites your pinky and you die from eternal bleeding.

I wish I had wings.

You drown in Red Bull.

I wish for a bigger fish tank. C:

It comes with bigger fish, AKA sharks. They break out of it and eat you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

You get eaten by hungry grizzly's

I wish people could see the light.

Everyone goes blind.

I wish nothing bad came from this wish.

Wtf i already made a post with this exact same thing.....

Herpaderp Zai is right

http://nightmare.forumotions.net/t1297-lets-play-a-forum-game-_8i-corrupt-a-wish

Leo wrote:Wish granted but you turn religious.

I wish people would stop being rude and mean.

>wishes for religion to not exist
>be religious
>so fucking hipster

Reshiram wrote:Everyone goes blind.

I wish nothing bad came from this wish.

The wish cancels itself out and you're killed by a battle maid from hell.

I wish for the average intelligence of the world to increase ten fold.

The intelligence increases, but the world creates improved weapons and means to use them through this intelligence. World War 3 follows, as well as a nuclear holocaust.

I wish for better internet with no restrictions on when I can and cannot use it.

The new internet is full of subliminal messages that hypnotize you into hardly ever going away from your computer or sleeping.

I wish the pokemon Eevee was real and I had one and it loved me c:

It loves you so much that it feels threatned by all the people you love. The love causes it to evolve into an Espeon and we get Elfen Lied Pokemon style.

I wish for North Carolina and South Carolina to become one big Carolina.

It becomes hillbilly central.

I wish for Awakening to turn into Elisa

wish granted but everyones brain explodes

i wish i had a pie

Your pie was PIE flavor. It creates a black hole and sucks you in.

I wish that one was no longer the loneliest number.

One is no longer the loneliest number, but every time your alone, you get kicked in the dick by a fairy with steel toed boots.

I wish for every wish from here on out to be reversed.

Your wish was reversed and therefore not valid.

I wish I wasn't a winner.

Your wish was granted. You are now a loser.

I wish that profanity did not exist.

The world becomes a boring place.

I wish broccoli tasted better.