The OFFICIAL Pokemon Rap....Topic. ^^

This is more like a topic, not thread. And you can't really say anything about the other person considering that you don't know them or know how they look like.

Now brotha' lemme' tell ya 'bout a creature
He benefits best from an Adamant nature
So don't be hatin', don't be a 'tard
Just read my rap, 'bout Charizard
This nigga be boastin' wings and horns
Got mo' fire than yo grandma got corns
Afraid of water types? How crass
He's gonna unleash a Solarbeam on yo' ass
He ain't a dragon type cuz Gamefreak know
He'd make every Pokemon his personal ho
And if you got somethin' to say, bout mah main mon', mah boy
Then I'll rap til you've been you've been played like a toy

PEACE

Nice Buck!

Charizard? Ha I prefer Blastoise bro,
He got cannons to make you his hoe!
You may think hes cuddly and sweet,
But piss him off, you gonna eat his stinky feet!
He's based on a fucking turtle and shit,
And bold really does some benefit!
He don't fear Stealth rock and spikes,
And rapid spin will make you a dyke!


yea its not as good as bucks but i gave it ago... i might add some later but what ever

ChronoDuck wrote:Charizard? Ha I prefer Blastoise bro,
He got cannons to make you his hoe!
You may think hes cuddly and sweet,
But piss him off, you gonna eat his stinky feet!
He's based on a fucking turtle and shit,
And bold really does some benefit!
He don't fear Stealth rock and spikes,
And rapid spin will make you a dyke!

Blastoise? Bitch please
'Zard's Solar Beam will kill it with ease
"But that takes two turns", you say
It won't mean shit when I Sunny Day
And even if I don't, you're still lunch
Yo' Blastoise be cryin' when I use ThunderPunch
Yo' Rapid Spin ain't nothin' to me
It can be blocked even by Gastly
That's all I got to say, so I hope you know
Charizard's the best, and you've been owned.

Stupid blastoise and that zard
Sceptile makes them look like a tard
rock slide and that charizard be dead
leaf blade and that that turtle be red
they are stupid fools
and sceptile is the epitome of cool.
Say what??? You still wanna go?
Sceptile be ready to make em go low.
Hahaha, nice effort there.
but sceptile's intimidating even with his stare.
That turtle can't do shit
i don't even think that shell is a perfect fit.
And that ugly bird dragon
it ain't worth for a pardon
cuz sceptile be already pwning
and them is already moaning
so yea sceptile is better
accept it or with fear go sit on a shitter.

All of this Raping bout Charizards Sceptiles and Blastiose? Ohhh i guess this mean i have to represent for my boi INFERNAPE!!!!!!



Blastiose!? Well here comes Grass Knot
Kill in it one shot
Trow it's ass in the dumpster and leave it to Rot
Sceptile can't fuck cause Infernape its just too hot!
But, it can suck it's cock!

Charizard is going to be a burnt Tard
cuz when infernape comes
its gonna rape it Hard
So u better watch your guard
If u dont want to be in a Grave Yard


Just Holding it down for my man infernape
Dont hate

Infernape can go die
He's only good for cookin some pie.
Single water shot is all it takes guy
Drown his ass and make him cry.

Evo wrote:Infernape can go die
He's only good for cookin some pie.
Single water shot is all it takes guy
Drown his ass and make him cry.

You mad at the infernape bro?
he raped u cuz ur rhyming skills are LOW?

Its all good, Its all good
Till Infernape comes in your hood
To burn u like Wood

Ohh u think u can use big words like infidels ?
When i'm done w/ this your going be coloring Pokemon sprites w/ pastels
I am here to raise hell in this cell cant you tell?
You came to represent the eons
But their just a bunch of peons (google it)

Leafeon is worthless just a pokemon with a few toys
when stacked up it cant even compare to my boys!

I got salamence on that Moxie
getting all those bitches who be looking foxy

I got that Infernape on that destroy
It cant be taken down by no sailor boy (water type)
Cuz it got that thunder punch
Eat your water types for breakfast, dinner, and LUNCH

Thats just a sample
The rest u cant handle
They gonna make your eons scramble

No one can stop me
Or else we can fight me in Pokemon
No joking mon

cause theres nothing like the thrill
when i go in for the kill
With my Excadrill
And watch all of your plans go down hill


Lets fucking go!!!!!! o3o

NOSTALGIA ALERT!

Spoiler:

REPRESENT!

You guys are all talk and no action,
So let me tell you about a pokemon with a lot of distraction.
He's a water type with adamant in nature
And with Splash attack he can smash glaciers.
Now your saying, "Oh Chrono you don't mean?"
Oh I do mean the pokemon thats unforeseen.
I'am rapping about Magikarp the king of the sea!
Just one splash and you will flee.
Salamance? Charizard? Infernape? Flail!
Cause when they see Magikarp they have to bail!

Dragonite that thing is slow even with Extreme Speed
Gonna Ice Shard it with Weavile and make it Bleed
Gonna clip those wings so it can only fly high with weed
Even with multiscale
That thing is gonna multifail
When i 1 hit K.O
and steal the show!
[22:56:02 02/09/11] Slash Beast ∞ : *runs away
What you wanna run?
Well thats no fun!
Because after i get that Stun
Your gonna be looking for a Gun
To just blow the game's hardrives out
And go outside and Scream and shout
About how Zai just Owned ur Pokemon Without a doubt!
And all he had to do was use that Ninetails with Drought (IdontReallyLikeWeather Btw)
Then all of a sudden Chlorophyll sweepers
Became chlorophyll REAPERS!


RAAAAAAA LETZ GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!