I think Nightmare has problems we need to address.

[04:03:42] @ buckthefuffalo : Actually that reminds me
[04:03:48] @ buckthefuffalo : We just got ingredients
[04:03:51] @ Safiliwen : Yeah
[04:03:54] Korasi : Hackney yes, Nottingham maybe, Croydon yes, dunno about Bradford.
[04:03:56] @ Safiliwen : it has the highest crime rate in the UK
[04:03:59] @ buckthefuffalo : for a tasty-ass chocolate chip cheescake
[04:04:07] Korasi : Ha figured.
[04:04:09] @ Awakening : Oooh
[04:04:13] @ Awakening : That sounds good
[04:04:28] @ buckthefuffalo : I can give you the recipe if you want
[04:04:47] Korasi : American recipe.
[04:04:57] @ buckthefuffalo : You can dress up in an apron and impress/manipulate your man with his apron fetish
[04:05:11] @ Safiliwen : it has to have a ribbon
[04:05:14] @ Safiliwen : or it's not good enough
[04:05:27] @ Awakening : h-how cruel and boner inducing at the same time
[04:05:39] Korasi : I know.
[04:05:59] Korasi : I'm really turned on by the thought of little boys making me food, while adorned in ribbons and lace.
[04:06:02] Korasi : Or is that just me.
[04:06:15] @ Safiliwen : I prefer mine to be naked
[04:06:17] @ Safiliwen : with just a ribbon
[04:06:20] @ buckthefuffalo : I went through a phase like that once
[04:06:21] @ Safiliwen : covering their dick
[04:06:24] @ Safiliwen : so I can untie it
[04:06:27] @ Awakening : Add Pico to his name and we have anime of the year all years
[04:06:28] Korasi : I guess.
[04:06:28] @ Safiliwen : with my mouth
[04:06:28] @ buckthefuffalo : But I ran out of room for the bodies
[04:06:32] @ Safiliwen : kinda like knotting cherries
[04:06:33] @ Safiliwen : only better
[04:06:34] Korasi : True.
[04:06:40] Korasi : But the dog toy has to be used.
[04:07:00] Korasi : The vibrator.
[04:07:05] @ Safiliwen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWWx0YSyM0
[04:07:10] @ Safiliwen : Only replace the female
[04:07:13] @ Safiliwen : with adude
[04:07:25] @ buckthefuffalo : Holy fuck untying an apron ribbon or bikini bottom with just the mouth is so hot
[04:07:29] @ Awakening : no just pico
[04:07:50] @ Awakening : A guy wearing a bikini
[04:08:02] @ Safiliwen : I do it on a daily basis
[04:08:04] @ Safiliwen : you got a problem?
[04:08:07] @ buckthefuffalo : Oh man
[04:08:10] @ Awakening : unf
[04:08:13] @ buckthefuffalo : I forgot to tell you guys the story
[04:08:15] Korasi : Yeah.
[04:08:18] Korasi : I'm hard already.
[04:08:34] @ buckthefuffalo : of how I got caught at like 4 am on the road with my friends
[04:08:40] @ Awakening : If this goes on chatroom quotes I swear
[04:08:48] @ Safiliwen : Thanks buck now my boner imploded
[04:09:05] Korasi : Hahah.
[04:09:10] @ buckthefuffalo : So it was me and 4 other guys

And of course, I was about to blow until Buck started his story.

Yes, let's address Nightmare's problems.

Buck, stop telling boring stories.

Problems addressed.

Resh has no room to talk.

Korasi wrote:Resh has no room to talk.

At least my boring stories are horribly put together enough to make people laugh.

L wrote:

Korasi wrote:Resh has no room to talk.

At least my boring stories are horribly put together enough to make people laugh.

It was a good story. You're just mad that we didn't all go into a mad furry circlejerk like your other forums.

buckthefuffalo wrote:

L wrote:

Korasi wrote:Resh has no room to talk.

At least my boring stories are horribly put together enough to make people laugh.

It was a good story. You're just mad that we didn't all go into a mad furry circlejerk like your other forums.

What other forums?

buckthefuffalo wrote:

L wrote:

Korasi wrote:Resh has no room to talk.

At least my boring stories are horribly put together enough to make people laugh.

It was a good story. You're just mad that we didn't all go into a mad furry circlejerk like your other forums.

This. ^ Rolling hard.

How about you roll hard right into a ditch?

It's time to duel.

Sounds like fun. Then I can cover myself in dirt and pretend like you don't exist.

Korasi wrote:Sounds like fun. Then I can cover myself in dirt and pretend like you don't exist.

''

I'd recommend covering your self in dirt and seeing if a dildo tree grows.

Ah, well, if one did, I'm sure you'd be the first to harvest the fruit.

Korasi wrote:Ah, well, if one did, I'm sure you'd be the first to harvest the fruit.

Fuck yes I would, you know how much money I could make off selling that shit?

Like any girl would ever come to you for something sex-related.

NIGGA I LIVE IN THE HOOD. The guys will use it to assist in anal raping other people.

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Get yours now before we're out!