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Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
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Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by Qualna Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:04 am
A story suggested by Buck.
"It's so bad, it's good." ~New York Times
Prologue - Unrest in the House of Cherry
A long time ago there was a magical world known as Kraftfoods, a world that was plagued with war. The feared Alpaca Prince and his army had laid siege to the towns belonging to the Kool-Aid tribes, and eventually wiped nearly all the Kool-Aid into extinction. Hope was nearly lost as only a single Kool-Aid family remained... the House of Cherry. The story begins with the father of the household talking with his son.
"Cherrino," he said to him. "I believe we are safe here. The knights from the Alpacia Kingdom will not find us here." But the young Cherrino was rather distraught. "Father. We shouldn't have to live like this. I wish to fight, fight for the memory of our people." His father was outraged and slammed his glass, cherry liquid filled fists into the wooden table. "IMPOSSIBRU!" He shouted. "DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER?! HAVE YOU NO DISCIPRINE?! THE WAR AGAINST THE ALPACA CANNOT BE WON." Cherrino shook his head and retorted. "I won't hide anymore, father! I will win this war, and I will win it alone if I have to!"
"If you leave now, know the whole world will be against you."
"It always was, father."
"It's so bad, it's good." ~New York Times
Prologue - Unrest in the House of Cherry
- Spoiler:
A long time ago there was a magical world known as Kraftfoods, a world that was plagued with war. The feared Alpaca Prince and his army had laid siege to the towns belonging to the Kool-Aid tribes, and eventually wiped nearly all the Kool-Aid into extinction. Hope was nearly lost as only a single Kool-Aid family remained... the House of Cherry. The story begins with the father of the household talking with his son.
"Cherrino," he said to him. "I believe we are safe here. The knights from the Alpacia Kingdom will not find us here." But the young Cherrino was rather distraught. "Father. We shouldn't have to live like this. I wish to fight, fight for the memory of our people." His father was outraged and slammed his glass, cherry liquid filled fists into the wooden table. "IMPOSSIBRU!" He shouted. "DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER?! HAVE YOU NO DISCIPRINE?! THE WAR AGAINST THE ALPACA CANNOT BE WON." Cherrino shook his head and retorted. "I won't hide anymore, father! I will win this war, and I will win it alone if I have to!"
"If you leave now, know the whole world will be against you."
"It always was, father."
Last edited by Qualna on Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:55 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by buckthefuffalo Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:59 am
You.... you're actually doing it.
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by Lynjabear Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:08 pm
You are actually doing that? I admire your courage and assurance in your masculinity.
...
Take the alpaca out, please...
...
Take the alpaca out, please...
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by buckthefuffalo Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:39 pm
Lynjabear wrote:Take the alpaca out, please...
Don't listen to her, the alpaca is great and can stay.
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by WINTERFRESH Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:48 pm
I don't know buck, some people have gone a little overboard with the whole Alpaca thing.buckthefuffalo wrote:
Don't listen to her, the alpaca is great and can stay.
I mean some people have even added Alpacas to their signature, like really? Come on guys...
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by Qualna Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:55 am
A short prologue has been added. I'll update the story whenever I feel like it.
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by buckthefuffalo Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:31 am
5/5 story so far I cried
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by L Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:01 am
Pure epic lol.
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by Lynjabear Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:48 am
LOL.
That was wicked funny. What is the father's accent?
I can actually hear the music for the first time
That was wicked funny. What is the father's accent?
I can actually hear the music for the first time
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by Aaron Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:31 pm
buckthefuffalo wrote:5/5 story so far I cried
This gives me the strange desire to kill myself with something dull and rusty...
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by buckthefuffalo Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:37 pm
You'd better not let this die Qualna.
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Re: Legend Of The Lost Kool-Aid Flavor Ft. Alpaca Prince
by Aaron Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:21 pm
I'm going to die before this does...
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