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Luc and I had a bet going that if he beat me with his Shuckle, 1v1, he could have the Zoroark I was using. Buckfuffles was betting some of his children on me. Magikarp children. Pay attention to Fuffles and Awakening.

It gets better towards the end.

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[08:39:17] buckthefuffalo : What makes you think I would give away my 3 and 1/3 boxes of magikarp?.

[08:39:26] Lucario : lol.

[08:39:42] Lucario : wtf.

[08:39:42] Lucario : and i missed my 1st attack.

[08:39:45] Awakening : your pride as a man, of course..

[08:39:54] @ Evan : Night Daze has an accuracy drop..

[08:39:56] buckthefuffalo : Should be best 2 out of 3..

[08:39:59] @ Evan : So GG..

[08:40:00] Awakening : All or nothing..

[08:40:00] @ Evan : XD.

[08:40:08] Lucario : Evan.

[08:40:09] Awakening : derp..

[08:40:11] Lucario : 1 more rematch?.

[08:40:12] Lucario : PLEASE.

[08:40:20] Lucario : I really want that Zo.

[08:40:21] @ Evan : Nope..

[08:40:22] @ Evan : XD.

[08:40:29] Lucario : Mean.

[08:40:32] Awakening : BITCHSLAP.

[08:40:32] Lucario : please??.

[08:40:41] buckthefuffalo : No Awake. I'm a supah man, but I won't give away my beloved magikarp..

[08:40:44] @ Evan : Luc, the answer is no..

[08:40:44] Lucario : COME ON.

[08:40:45] @ Evan : XD.

[08:40:51] Lucario : Are you a pussy.

[08:40:53] Lucario : you scared?.

[08:40:54] buckthefuffalo : They're like my children..

[08:41:00] Lucario : DX.

[08:41:04] buckthefuffalo : I've given them all names..

[08:41:06] Lucario : FUCK THIS.

[08:41:08] Lucario is Disconnected on Tue 5 Apr 2011 - 8:41.

[08:41:08] Awakening : Magikarp, really?.

[08:41:17] Awakening : Luvdisc is the only way to go, bro..

[08:41:21] buckthefuffalo : I even read them all bedtime stories every night..

[08:41:25] @ Evan : Really?.

[08:41:31] buckthefuffalo : Yes..

[08:41:32] @ Evan : I gave him the set earlier today....

[08:41:36] Roaming☆ has joined the chat on Tue 5 Apr 2011 - 8:41.

[08:41:36] buckthefuffalo : I LOVE THEM.

[08:41:40] @ Evan : Kinda a fail on his part..

[08:42:04] Awakening : Luck's a pretty cool guy, disconnects after loosing and doesn't afraid of nothing. :3.

[08:42:16] @ Evan : Lol..

[08:42:22] Lucario has joined the chat on Tue 5 Apr 2011 - 8:42.

[08:42:26] buckthefuffalo : Their dad died in an epic pokebattle..

[08:42:29] Lucario : >.<.

[08:42:35] Awakening : ;_;.

[08:42:45] Awakening : That's so brave of you, Buck..

[08:42:46] Lucario : Evan.

[08:42:51] Lucario : ...........

[08:42:55] Awakening : Taking them in after that..

[08:42:55] buckthefuffalo : And their mom died during childbirth, during releasing all 100 of them..

[08:42:59] Lucario : I chose the wrong move at 1st.

[08:43:11] Lucario : NOT MY FAULT.

[08:43:11] buckthefuffalo : It is said that she suffered 9001 damage..

[08:43:20] Lucario : OUCH.

[08:43:24] @ Evan : Actually, it is your fault..

[08:43:26] @ Evan : XD.

[08:43:29] Awakening : OVER 9000?.

[08:43:32] Lucario : No.

[08:43:33] Awakening : ;_;.

[08:43:42] Awakening : Blissey can only take 714, so.

[08:43:46] Awakening : ;_____;.

[08:43:47] buckthefuffalo : So I was at a poke orphanage..

[08:43:49] @ Evan : You choosing the wrong move is technically your fault..

[08:43:49] Lucario : If Winter kept fucking around with my ds.

[08:43:57] Lucario : while i was battling.

[08:43:59] @ Evan : Lol..

[08:44:01] Lucario : ITS HIS FAULT.

[08:44:03] buckthefuffalo : And I noticed they treated them awful..

[08:44:13] Lucario : .

[08:44:15] @ Evan : I'll give you the spread, but how you get it is your own problem..

[08:44:26] Lucario : .

[08:44:29] Lucario : I GET ZO?.

[08:44:33] Awakening : That's a sad story, bro..

[08:44:33] buckthefuffalo : "Magikarp, use splash attack" they all chanted, mocking the poor critters..

[08:44:34] * Lucario dances.

[08:44:59] @ Evan : The spread..

[08:45:03] @ Evan : Not the actual Pokemon..

[08:45:11] @ Evan : On one condition..

[08:45:12] buckthefuffalo : They even kciked around one that I'm pretty sure had a mental disability..

[08:45:13] Lucario : The set?.

[08:45:19] buckthefuffalo : *kicked.

[08:45:23] Lucario : I already know the moveset.

[08:45:28] Lucario : I can't get it shiny.

[08:45:28] buckthefuffalo : So I saw this..

[08:45:33] Lucario : I cant get TM's.

[08:45:39] Awakening : That's horrible. D:.

[08:45:40] buckthefuffalo : And I took them all in that day..

[08:45:49] Lucario : I dont have pateince for EV'ing.

[08:45:58] Lucario : So basically its impossible.

[08:46:02] Awakening : But you had 100 spare Poke Balls?.

[08:46:06] Lucario : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OkgnnbSxTI.

[08:46:10] buckthefuffalo : Yes, I'll be eating like a king the next few weeks..

[08:46:13] Lucario : Magikarps dad died in this battle.

[08:46:37] Awakening : Oh you..

[08:46:48] buckthefuffalo : Magikarps dad was a Gyarados..

[08:46:55] buckthefuffalo : So your argument is invalid..

[08:46:57] Awakening : N-NO I DIDN'T CRY.

[08:47:10] Awakening : I-IT'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE.

[08:47:17] buckthefuffalo : Bet you didn't see that coming did you?.

[08:47:27] Lucario : Evan.

[08:47:33] Lucario : So how am i gonna get it?.

[08:47:39] Awakening : brb buying that magikarp from the guy at Marvelous Bridge..

[08:47:54] buckthefuffalo : I bought him out, suck it..

[08:47:59] Awakening : Any specific recipes, Buck?.

[08:48:06] Awakening : ffff.

[08:48:08] buckthefuffalo : Metaphorically speaking of course..

[08:48:32] buckthefuffalo : Yeah, they taste best when you watch them scream in the blender..

[08:48:33] Lucario : Where do people in pokemon world get thier meat?.

[08:48:37] Lucario : They eat pokemon.

[08:48:40] buckthefuffalo : Magikarp smoothie, yum!.

[08:48:46] Lucario : ew.

[08:48:54] Lucario : Sharpedo fin soup.

[08:48:56] Lucario : yum!.

[08:48:57] Awakening : Any particular berries added into the mix?.

[08:49:06] Awakening : nm.

[08:49:14] Awakening : REAL MEN EAT BONES AS A SHAKE..

[08:49:19] Awakening : rly.

[08:49:22] @ Evan : Get Saf to Gen in for you..

[08:49:22] buckthefuffalo : Add their droppings into the mix.

[08:49:24] @ Evan : Lol..

[08:49:27] @ Evan : ..

[08:49:31] buckthefuffalo : It adds to their humiliation..

[08:49:37] Lucario : Evan.

[08:49:47] Awakening : How many Magikarp per serving?.

[08:49:50] Lucario : You really Want Saf to be more epic than you?.

[08:49:55] Lucario : Okay.....

[08:50:14] Awakening : I don't think I can fit 100 in a blender. D:.

[08:50:32] buckthefuffalo : The way you determine how many to make is by seeing how long it takes for them to start crying in fear of you, based on seconds..

[08:50:36] @ Evan : Lol..

[08:51:07] @ Evan : You guys are totally fucking my childhood over right now..

[08:51:10] @ Evan : Just sayin..

[08:51:11] @ Evan : XD.

[08:51:26] buckthefuffalo : Don't knock it til you try it Evan..

[08:51:42] Awakening : So it's around 5 magikarps per fluid ounce of tears?.

[08:52:05] buckthefuffalo : No one gives a crap about them, and it's fun to watch, nutritious, and tasty..

[08:52:17] Awakening : Do Slowpoke Tails add flavor?.

[08:52:20] buckthefuffalo : Something like that Awake..

[08:52:35] buckthefuffalo : And oooh, someone's fancy..

[08:52:59] buckthefuffalo : The tails of the newborn slowpoke taste best, just saying..

[08:53:17] Awakening : I tried buying it off one guy once, but who knew that Slowpoke Tails cost as much as a Bike?!.

[08:53:41] Awakening : So I hand cut them myself. :3.

[08:53:50] buckthefuffalo : That's why I force mine to breed constantly with a Ditto, then cut off the tail when the egg hatches..

[08:54:12] buckthefuffalo : If they're small enough, they can make a good appetizer..

[08:54:21] buckthefuffalo : Just have some in a bowl..

[08:54:41] Awakening : It's adorable how they squeal 5 minutes after the tail's cut off. <3.

[08:54:50] Awakening : Such lovely Pokemon..

[08:54:52] @ Evan : Why wait for the egg to hatch?.

[08:55:07] buckthefuffalo : I didn't notice. I always smash the head for lulz before I chop off the tail..

[08:55:10] @ Evan : I say fry it up and put it into an omelete..

[08:55:35] buckthefuffalo : DUDE EVAN THAT IS FUCKED UP! HOW DARE YOU! WTF MAN?.

[08:55:46] Awakening : But the egg's already fertilized. You'd have a Slowpoke DEAD fetus..

[08:55:50] Awakening : nm.

[08:56:04] Awakening : I'LL HAVE TO TRY IT MYSELF.

[08:56:19] @ Evan : Buckfuffles/stfu.

[08:56:19] Awakening : I'll serve it up for our next date, Buck..

[08:56:27] Awakening : :3.

[08:56:37] Roaming☆ has been disconnected the Tue 5 Apr 2011 - 8:56 (session timeout).

[08:56:40] @ Evan : Or I'll eat your firstborn Magikarp..