LETS PLAY A FORUM GAME (_8(I) ~ Corrupt a wish

[Zai]

Rules :
First post is suppose to say a wish
Second post is suppose to figure out a way to corrupt the wish then he or she makes a wish and cycle repeats.

I'l Start off

I wish for a diamond pencil.

[L]

The pencil does not write anything, since it is made of diamonds XD.

I wish for a taco, no lettuce or tomatoes, extra cheese.

[Zai]

The you drop the taco when you recieve it

I wish for a gaint 3 foot tall tamed tiger named max

[L]

the tiger viciously mames someone trying to defend you and you have to pay their hospital bills, oh and the tiger gets put down =3

I wish pokemon were real and me and arceus were palz =3

[Zai]

NOOOO MAX T.T

One day arcues and you go into space. Arcues forgets you can't breath in outspace and your head explodes. So u dont get to enjoy the world being filled with pokemon.

I wish for a flying car.

[L]

flying car r too advanced, the government kidnapps you and interrogates you to try to find out how to make dat flyin carr. ur carr iz confiscaytid

I wish that you dont get to make any more wishes.

[Zai]

The game wish gene slaps you and says," NO BITCH! Zai gets all da muthafuckin WISHES!"

I wish for the ability to kamehameha things

[L]

vegita mistakes you for goku and kills you.

i wish for this wish to do/change nothing.

[Zai]

Your wish changed something in the future. As of u going to the wish gene and asking for that wish that did nothing u just wasted some time, as u of not going to the gene and making that wish u could of had a couple extra mins to do whatever BUT u decided to waste it.


I wish for resh to stop making stupid complicated wishes.

[L]

Fine, I decided to do something that is more than complicated.

I wish for a paradox.

[Zai]

You dont recive your wish to get the not paradox

I wish for a (屮ﾟДﾟ屮)

[L]

you just get a picture of a (屮ﾟДﾟ屮)........

I wish for a pencil that can draw things to life.

[Zai]

You get a magical mechanical pencil that needs magical mechanical lead to make things to live. (There are no magical mechanical lead in the world)

I wish for a Rabbit

[L]

you get stuck with the crappy foreign genie. your wish gets lost in translation and you get "Rabid". You now have rabies.

I wish for the ability to run on walls.

[Zai]

You also get a crappy foreign gene and your translation gets turned into " I wish i could run on balls" now u can only run on male testicles, sport balls, and anything of the same shape.

I wish that the foreign gene could speak perfect english.

[L]

you have created a paradox, meaning both of our previous wishes will have been granted, and not corrupted, yet they have already been corrupted....

i wish for a grain of sand.

[Zai]

You get a grain of sand but the sand is too small for you to see and u end up losing it.

I wish that i had super strength

[L]

chuck norris sees you as a worthy opponent. he fights you and kills you with one finger....

I wish to have 9000+ wishes (over 9000 joke XD)

[Zai]

You get overloaded with wishes and end up exploding

I wish for the ability to fly

[L]

you did not wish to know how to control it, and fly in to space and blow up (carma from arceus, bitch XD)

I wish to have the powers of chuck norris and be able to control them.

[Zai]

Churck Norris notices you and you and chuck norris go into a 3 mounth battle, as you guys are still battling the gene notices that ur battle is destroying the world so the gene takes back ur wish.

I wish i could teleport wherever i want and can control it.

[L]

palkia is BITCH PLEASE and revokes your powers.

i wish to mimic any wish you make.

[Zai]

All the previous bad thins that happened to me in my wishes all happen to you.

I wish for the power to read anyones mind i want anytime i want.

[L]

You read a fat dudes mind, there is gay porno everywhere....

I wish for a carrot!

[Zai]

Bugs Bunny comes and tricks you out of your carrot.

I wish for the ability to super hug.

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